Po e-bikoch tu mame e-gate 
https://www.galaxus.ch/en/page/the-e-bike-was-yesterday-now-comes-the-e-hiking-trousers-from-arcteryx-34614
https://www.galaxus.ch/en/page/the-e-bike-was-yesterday-now-comes-the-e-hiking-trousers-from-arcteryx-34614
Turistika 2025
Prílohy:
skor ako od Tonyho Starka
https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/James_Rhodes%27_Leg_Braces
pbs.twimg.com
https://marvelcinematicuniverse.fandom.com/wiki/James_Rhodes%27_Leg_Braces
pbs.twimg.comAle ten prvy prispevok v diskusii je skvely 
Hiking blog entry 1: Automated hike started at 5:00am, set alarm for 7:00am so I wouldn't miss the summit.
Hiking blog entry 2: Hiking trousers lost internet connection, walked on without navigation, don't know where I am when I wake up.
Hiking blog entry 3: I'm scared, my shoes are dirty and I'm thirsty.
Hiking blog entry 4: My trousers were stolen by an ibex, I'm cold and don't know what to do next...
Newspaper entry 1: Influencer with no experience starved to death while hiking 2000m next to Zermatt.
Newspaper entry 2: Biomechanical ibex terrorises tourists in Zermatt.
Hiking blog entry 1: Automated hike started at 5:00am, set alarm for 7:00am so I wouldn't miss the summit.
Hiking blog entry 2: Hiking trousers lost internet connection, walked on without navigation, don't know where I am when I wake up.
Hiking blog entry 3: I'm scared, my shoes are dirty and I'm thirsty.
Hiking blog entry 4: My trousers were stolen by an ibex, I'm cold and don't know what to do next...
Newspaper entry 1: Influencer with no experience starved to death while hiking 2000m next to Zermatt.
Newspaper entry 2: Biomechanical ibex terrorises tourists in Zermatt.
asi bude musiet HZS nabrat novych ludi
HZS naberie do svojich radov gaucovych e-lenivcov co uz teraz pouzivaju na vyvazanie si tukovych zasob e-bajky a daju im tieto e-nohavice. E-nohavice vynesu e-lenivcov do nepristupneho terenu, tam e-nohavice stratia spojenie / vybiju sa / vyskratuju / whatever a bude treba zachranovat nielen povodneho "majstra turistu" ale aj tychto novych clenov e-HZS.
